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		<title>Immigrant Doctor Saves UKIP Leader&#8217;s Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The leader of the anti-immigrant U.K. Independence Party was rushed to hospital today in Westerham, Kent, where his life was saved by an immigrant doctor from Pakistan. According to local reports, Nigel Farage was stricken with a rare and sometimes fatal heart arrhythmia but was spared when the attending physician, Dr. Nusrat Ali Khan, successfully diagnosed and treated his]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans Introduce Bill to Abolish FEMA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republicans in the Senate today introduced a bill to abolish FEMA, the agency of the federal government which coordinates responses to natural disasters. The proposed legislation would immediately halt all the agency's work, lay off its employees, and use the money saved to finance a tax credit for oil and gas production in national parks. In a speech]]></description>
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		<title>Yahoo Buys xHamster For $400 Million</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo purchased adult video site xHamster for $400 million today in an effort to extend its brand into youth culture. The combined cash and stock deal comes just days after it spent $1.1 billion to acquire Tumblr, a social blogging service which is also used mostly for pornography. In a statement released to the press, Yahoo CEO Marissa]]></description>
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		<title>Yahoo Begins Drug Testing Tumblr Employees</title>
		<link>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/21/yahoo-begins-drug-testing-tumblr-employees/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=yahoo-begins-drug-testing-tumblr-employees</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yahoo has begun drug testing Tumblr employees in an effort to reduce operational risk at its newest acquisition. According to reports, teams of medical personnel arrived at Tumblr's New York headquarters this morning with hundreds of urine cups and orders to test every single employee for banned substances. "Frankly, we've seen a lot of crazy stuff]]></description>
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		<title>Sylvia Browne Predicts Mitt Romney Win in 2016</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 17:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celebrity psychic Sylvia Browne has predicted Mitt Romney will bounce back from his 2012 presidential loss and win in 2016. Romney will defeat Secretary of State John Kerry, who will become the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee after top contender Hillary Clinton retires from politics, Browne said. Browne made her bold election predictions during an appearance]]></description>
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		<title>Mark Cuban Wins $590 Million Powerball Lottery</title>
		<link>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/19/mark-cuban-wins-590-million-powerball-lottery/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=mark-cuban-wins-590-million-powerball-lottery</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 19:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billionaire Mark Cuban bought this weekend's winning Powerball lottery ticket, and will be awarded $590 million. According to the Tampa Post, the eccentric owner of the Dallas Mavericks purchased the ticket while in Florida scouting for up and coming basketball talent. "I kinda bought the ticket as a joke," Cuban explains in an exclusive interview.]]></description>
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		<title>Rob Ford Claims He Has Twin Brother</title>
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		<comments>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/18/rob-ford-claims-he-has-twin-brother/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 15:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toronto mayor Rob Ford has refuted allegations he was caught on tape smoking crack cocaine by claiming he has an identical twin brother. In an interview this morning with Sun News, the embattled politician affirmed that the video was authentic but insisted that the man doing crack wasn't him. "I will admit that a man with my]]></description>
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		<title>IRS Announces New Reforms In Wake of Scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) announced it will enact a series of reforms in its attempts to stem the controversy that it targeted anti-tax conservative groups for extra scrutiny. The agency has come under fire after a Treasury Department report found that IRS personnel singled out small Tea Party-aligned conservative groups, as well as a]]></description>
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		<title>Ann Coulter Walks Out of Star Trek, Claims &#8216;Too Many Minorities&#8217;</title>
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		<comments>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/16/ann-coulter-walks-out-of-star-trek-claims-too-many-minorities/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conservative commentator Ann Coulter walked out of a screening of Star Trek: Into Darkness last night, saying that the science fiction adventure had "too many minorities." According to witnesses at Regal Cinemas in New York, the controversial author was seen cursing out the screen and exiting about half an hour into the picture. In an interview on Sean Hannity's]]></description>
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		<title>North Carolina Proposes Ban on Condoms</title>
		<link>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/15/north-carolina-proposes-ban-on-condoms/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=north-carolina-proposes-ban-on-condoms</link>
		<comments>http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/15/north-carolina-proposes-ban-on-condoms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[State legislators in North Carolina proposed a ban on teenagers using condoms, arguing their widespread use encourages "immoral behavior." The bill, introduced by Republican leaders in the House of Representatives, would make the purchase or use of condoms by anyone under 18 years of age a crime punishable by six months in prison and 90 days of]]></description>
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